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OUCH! That's gotta sting!

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    OUCH! That's gotta sting!

    Woman accused of biting off a man's testicles

    BBC News - Gateshead woman denies biting off testicles

    #2
    it is Newcastle, she was probably just hungry
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      She's clearly nuts.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        When fellatio goes wrong!
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Did he say "Have a happy period" ?
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            It doesn't actually mention why she decided to bite his nuts off at 4am. We can only speculate.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post

              It doesn't actually mention why she decided to bite his nuts off at 4am. We can only speculate.
              Maybe she had an epileptic fit?
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                #8
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                Maybe she had an epileptic fit?
                Only a lunatic would put his nuts in an epileptic's mouth.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  It doesn't actually mention why she decided to bite his nuts off at 4am. We can only speculate.
                  that was probbly 5 am UTC

                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    When fellatio goes wrong!
                    He's suffered a crushing blow?
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                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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