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Friday 13th April 2029

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    Friday 13th April 2029

    Is important because.......

    #2
    You get a birthday card from the queen?

    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Is important because.......

    It's the date of the second coming?
    New Wembley is opened?
    Nostrodamus said so?
    Oh go on, I love riddles.
    Why not?

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      #3
      we are all doomed, doomed I tell ya.

      clue. Earth Asteroid proximity.
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn
        Is important because.......
        Its my next pay rise.

        See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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          #5
          Deathclock says that's it for you?

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            #6
            Wrong.

            According to NASA, anyway.


            http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2...mn4.htm?friend

            So, looks like we'll get our timesheets signed for that week after all.

            Mordy in "Always thinking like a contractor" Mode
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7


              The white bar on the trajectory is the uncertainty in the trajectory as it approaches earth.

              I'm glad you have such faith in the measurements and calculations.

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                #8
                Feck it, I'll be (very rapidly) approaching 60 anyway. If it's a Friday, I'll make sure I'm in the pub when it happens. Just time to order a large Jamesons and a legover with the barmaid with the almighty jugs - assuming she's still there - mind you she'll be 50-odd herself, so perhaps not.

                Must remember to put my timesheet in on the Thursday though...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Not the second coming, that's in about 2016 according to the religious nuts, sorry I meant to say, the devout.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    So if the second coming is 2016

                    Originally posted by xoggoth
                    Not the second coming, that's in about 2016 according to the religious nuts, sorry I meant to say, the devout.

                    then presumably the foreplay started about 1958(ish)?
                    Why not?

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