Like some giant illuminated penis flying over the rooftops of suburban homes and frothing at random passing women, William has pointed himself at Kate Middleton, the Susan Boyle of social mobility. In declaring her his princess, he brings hope of real change to millions of people denied a decent education and the means to better themselves, to millions of tiny babies denied even books, that one day they too could be randomly rewarded with untold wealth and privilege.
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A humorous take on the royal wedding from Stewart Lee
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A humorous take on the royal wedding from Stewart Lee
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIs he that squeeky-voiced frantic-paced stand up comic who sweats a lot on stage?
For all his faults (including not being very funny), I don't recall him sounding as pompous as the above.Coffee's for closersComment
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That's a big chip for a small shoulder.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I see the Guardian are also selling anti Royal wedding souvenirs.
I think that Mr Lee and these left wing check guevara wannabes who write for that rag are just a bunch of spoilt overgrown teenagers.
A lot of people get a lot of pleasure from the Royals and tomorrows events will not only generate a lot of money for our ailing economy but it will also put us back on the map.
I'd like to see how much international interest would be generated by President Hucknall, or whatever ghastly left leaning politically active celebrity we'd end up with if these republicans got their way.
God save the Queen.Comment
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostI see the Guardian are also selling anti Royal wedding souvenirs.
I think that Mr Lee and these left wing check guevara wannabes who write for that rag are just a bunch of spoilt overgrown teenagers.
A lot of people get a lot of pleasure from the Royals and tomorrows events will not only generate a lot of money for our ailing economy but it will also put us back on the map.
I'd like to see how much international interest would be generated by President Hucknall, or whatever ghastly left leaning politically active celebrity we'd end up with if these republicans got their way.
God save the Queen.
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Whatever happened to Richard Herring? I used to enjoy This Morning with Richard not Judy.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostWhatever happened to Richard Herring? I used to enjoy This Morning with Richard not Judy.Comment
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he's normally quite funny and I by no means like the royals but it just sounded bitter and actually quite boring - stopped reading halfway through- which I often do when celebs are given opinion columns to writesufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
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