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    Don't you just hate it when....

    ....the filling from your baguette falls out and lands on your laptop keyboard, the desk and the floor. Grated cheese is a bugger to eat.

    #2
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    ....the filling from your baguette falls out and lands on your laptop keyboard, the desk and the floor. Grated cheese is a bugger to eat.
    Fried egg butties. Tacos. Pizza with low surface/base coupling. All lovely but a right PITA.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Fried egg butties. Tacos. Pizza with low surface/base coupling. All lovely but a right PITA.
      Which is why I always eat my lunch at Moose's desk.

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Fried egg butties. Tacos. Pizza with low surface/base coupling. All lovely but a right PITA.
        Egg mayonnaise sandwiches with too much mayonnaise are the worst.

        Best eaten using old fashioned computer listing or a newspaper as a temporary tablecloth.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #5
          Or when you're eating a Magnum ice cream, and on the first bite an entire panel of choccy detaches and fals on the ground.

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            #6
            I have the same problem with my favourite sandwich, the ham salad piled high with the usual salad stuff plus hard boiled egg and raw onion. :slurp

            Whenever I try to make my own it all just falls out, yet the professionally made shop bought variants don't seem to have this problem.

            I think it's either down to how the contents are cut so they trap each other in place (i.e. in pieces that are not too small) while stacked up, or they use a suitably large enough bap.

            Trouble is my local supermarket don't sell particularly large baps.

            Yours frustratedly,

            Wilmsloooooow.
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #7
              When opening a bag of Alpen, which is made of special plastic that's tough to a point and then fails spectacularly sending Alpen across the room leaving one holding a shredded empty bag.

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                #8
                Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                Or when you're eating a Magnum ice cream, and on the first bite an entire panel of choccy detaches and fals on the ground.
                ohhh I hate it when that happens
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  When opening a bag of Alpen, which is made of special plastic that's tough to a point and then fails spectacularly sending Alpen across the room leaving one holding a shredded empty bag.
                  I saw this the other week, I think it was on the gadget show, it's really helpful for opening packets of Alpen:
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    Don't you just hate it when....

                    ...posters don't post in the correct thread.

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