Balls

[suityou01]

I got woken from a deep sleep this morning by SY04 (just turned 4). As I clicked my eyes open, he asks, "Daddy, why do I have balls?"



"Ask your mother"

"I did, she told me to ask you."

"Er ok." Thinks hard, while still waking up. "Because if you didn't, you'd be a girl".

Phew. That was a close one.

[MarillionFan]

I got woken from a deep sleep this morning by SY04 (just turned 4). As I clicked my eyes open, he asks, "Daddy, why do I have balls?"

Suityou - 'Because I don't have any son'

[d000hg]

Prizes for best answer?

"Daddy, why do I have balls?"

- "Go back to sleep"

[lilelvis2000]

Hmm...good one. Perhaps a bit of advice please.

My 5y/o plays with his balls all the time and giggles...I've no idea why that is. Should I nip it in the bud?

[MarillionFan]

Hmm...good one. Perhaps a bit of advice please.

My 5y/o plays with his balls all the time and giggles...I've no idea why that is. Should I nip it in the bud?

I still play with my balls all the time and giggle. Good luck with that.

[d000hg]

Should I nip it in the bud?

Might be a bit extreme.

[Old Greg]

I still play with 5 year olds' balls all the time and giggle. Good luck with that.

FTFY

[suityou01]

FTFY

Stop that right now.

[Old Greg]

Stop that right now.

Just make sure he doesn't know where you live and it will be fine.