if you had a time machine..

**doodab** · 5 May 2011, 11:52

Try harder

**chef** · 5 May 2011, 12:03

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Try harder

With my homework??

Im crap with this creative writing stuff and I thought i'd get some witty responses on here..

The homework is:

"If I was (insert well known figure past or present) then I would.."

Being geeky and because ive just seen it in the dvd shop i decided upon Marty McFly..

**MarillionFan** · 5 May 2011, 12:04

What are you? A 12 year old schoolboy?

**stek** · 5 May 2011, 12:05

If I was Hitler I would go back in time and not invade Poland.

**monobrow** · 5 May 2011, 12:08

Originally posted by stek View Post

If I was Hitler I would go back in time and not invade Poland.

If I was OBL I wouldn't have bothered giving those kids in my villiage their ball back

**chef** · 5 May 2011, 12:08

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

What are you? A 12 year old schoolboy?

Nope, an early thirties male that is studying german fulltime in between contrats and in the process of learning Conjunctive II grammar and sentence structure, i.e

IF blah blah blah I would..

Wenn ich ein Million Euros hätte, würde ich...

**suityou01** · 5 May 2011, 12:09

If I was Bill Clinton I would have made sure Lewinsky got the length and not just settled for a nosh.

**Sysman** · 5 May 2011, 12:09

Originally posted by stek View Post

If I was Hitler I would go back in time and not invade Poland.

I was just going to say:

Don't mention the war!

**Sysman** · 5 May 2011, 12:11

Originally posted by chef View Post

Nope, an early thirties male that is studying german fulltime in between contrats and in the process of learning Conjunctive II grammar and sentence structure, i.e

IF blah blah blah I would..

Wenn ich ein Million Euros hätte, würde ich...

der Konjunctiv = subjunctive

if you had a time machine..