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    Banning poor people from contractoruk

    Seems like they're breeding on CUK. We need to stop this. Standards are falling.

    I suggest the criteria for posting should be:-

    Must be a contractor or successful permie who used to contract. (no pretend contractors)
    No longterm benchers (successful types only)
    Must have at least one degree. (no thickies)
    Must own at least one house. (home owners only)
    Must be detached. No semis or terraced unless BTLs. Deffo no bungalows. 5 acres or more land preferable or high end city real estate.
    At least two cars.
    Must have warchest of 50k plus.
    Must not live in Luton.

    Help me to make CUK a better place.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Seems like they're breeding on CUK. We need to stop this. Standards are falling.

    I suggest the criteria for posting should be:-

    Must be a contractor or successful permie who used to contract. (no pretend contractors)
    No longterm benchers (successful types only)
    Must have at least one degree. (no thickies)
    Must own at least one house. (home owners only)
    Must be detached. No semis or terraced unless BTLs. Deffo no bungalows. 5 acres or more land preferable or high end city real estate.
    At least two cars.
    Must have warchest of 50k plus.
    Must not live in Luton.

    Help me to make CUK a better place.
    I guess this is me saying goodbye I have no degree, as I decided to work for a living rather than spunk tax payers money on beer and pot noodles.
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Seems like they're breeding on CUK. We need to stop this. Standards are falling.

      I suggest the criteria for posting should be:-

      Must be a contractor or successful permie who used to contract. (no pretend contractors)
      No longterm benchers (successful types only)
      Must have at least one degree. (no thickies)
      Must own at least one house. (home owners only)
      Must be detached. No semis or terraced unless BTLs. Deffo no bungalows. 5 acres or more land preferable or high end city real estate.
      At least two cars.
      Must have warchest of 50k plus.
      Must not live in Luton.

      Help me to make CUK a better place.
      Oh I don't know, one or two of Dim's posts are quite entertaining
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Seems like they're breeding on CUK. We need to stop this. Standards are falling.

        I suggest the criteria for posting should be:-

        Must be a contractor or successful permie who used to contract. (no pretend contractors)
        No longterm benchers (successful types only)
        Must have at least one degree. (no thickies)
        Must own at least one house. (home owners only)
        Must be detached. No semis or terraced unless BTLs. Deffo no bungalows. 5 acres or more land preferable or high end city real estate.
        At least two cars.
        Must have warchest of 50k plus.
        Must not live in Luton.

        Help me to make CUK a better place.
        Or on a council estate near to a posh area and make out you live in that posh area, for example Wandsworth.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Or on a council estate near to a posh area and make out you live in that posh area, for example Wandsworth.
          Can we rule out failed shopkeepers?
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #6
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            Can we rule out failed shopkeepers?
            Entrepeneur. The word is entrepeneur.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Entrepeneur. The word is entrepeneur.
              Doesn't your browser have a spell checker

              I'll accept the change.

              Can we rule out failed entrepreneurs (read shopkeepers) then?

              PS who -VE me?
              Last edited by eek; 6 May 2011, 08:04.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #8
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                Doesn't your browser have a spell checker

                I'll accept the change.

                Can we rule out failed entrepreneurs (read shopkeepers) then?

                PS who -VE me?
                I was doing it in Russian.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  I tick all boxes except that I might have an issue with the warchest: in the hands of the ex. Trying to resolve that asap.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    What about people who holiday in caravans? I don't think they should be allowed either.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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