Today is indeed the last day of an 18 month stint at ClientCo. I'm obviously going to toss it off all day whilst still retaining my professional image (til I get the timesheet signed)
We've got an office end of year party tonight as well so I was thinking:
a) Tell all the people which I didn't get on with they they are a bunch of twats...
b) Try and hit it off with the bird in HR, and slap her on the ass a bit and laugh it off like Sid James...
c) Rub it in how much money they've paid me over the 18 month stint and how little work I've done for it...
d) Smoke a fat cigar lit naturally by a £50 note...
Any more suggestions that I could do to keep me entertained today and tonight...
We've got an office end of year party tonight as well so I was thinking:
a) Tell all the people which I didn't get on with they they are a bunch of twats...
b) Try and hit it off with the bird in HR, and slap her on the ass a bit and laugh it off like Sid James...
c) Rub it in how much money they've paid me over the 18 month stint and how little work I've done for it...
d) Smoke a fat cigar lit naturally by a £50 note...
Any more suggestions that I could do to keep me entertained today and tonight...
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