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Extreme Cleaning C5 Tuesday.

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    Extreme Cleaning C5 Tuesday.

    Finally watched this.

    House occupied by deceased electronic/electrical engineer person.

    22 tons/tonnes of assorted electronic junk, human excrement etc. removed.

    Not quite in the Mr Trebus category, but pretty close.

    Scared now.

    Will that be my house in N years time?

    #2
    Does it follow that because you know how a transistor works you will start to save your turds for posterity?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

      22 tons/tonnes of assorted unsold chinese furniture, human excrement etc. removed.

      Will that be my house in N years time?
      Sounds like MF's house to me
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #4
        Actually MF's left-over stock consists of sledges and dried, varnished poos.

        He thought Grot was a real shop and was trying to market a range of "polished turds" to emulate its success.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Actually MF's left-over stock consists of sledges and dried, varnished poos.

          He thought Grot was a real shop and was trying to market a range of "polished turds" to emulate its success.
          Ah ...Grot......one of my favourites. Square hoola hoops, silent LPs, cruet sets with no holes, Dr Snurd's paintings of the Algarve

          "Perhaps the pursuit of true uselessnes is the only truly useless pursuit" Reginald Perrin.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Finally watched this.

            House occupied by deceased electronic/electrical engineer person.

            22 tons/tonnes of assorted electronic junk, human excrement etc. removed.

            Not quite in the Mr Trebus category, but pretty close.

            Scared now.

            Will that be my house in N years time?
            Shall I pop round and help you do an eBay clearout?
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Shall I pop round and help you do an eBay clearout?
              Euphemism?

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Euphemism?
                No, love - just helping
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  No, love - just helping
                  Kettle on then please!

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