...because I'm a tester, and a contractor. Simple, cost effective, user friendly, easy to implement software is of no business interest to me whatsoever. The only software I like is the stuff that's wildly expensive, clumsy, completely opaque for users, full to the brim with bugs, requires huge amounts of DB tuning, hardware expense and performance testing and is preferably poorly documented and generally tulipe. That's what puts food on the plates at Tester Manor, fills the wine cellars and fuels the contractormobile. Please tell all your friends and clientcos to buy SAP.
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Sap
Noun
S: (n) fool, sap, saphead, muggins, tomfool (a person who lacks good judgment)
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Are you working with sapheads?Comment
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Sap
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* S: (v) run down, exhaust, play out, sap, tire (deplete) "exhaust one's savings"; "We quickly played out our strength"
Are you and your fellow sapheads depleting the clients savings?Comment
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I <3 SAP.
It makes me feel all gooey in my tummy.
Got to dash. Need to get my invoice off the printer before the permies see it.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSap
Verb
* S: (v) run down, exhaust, play out, sap, tire (deplete) "exhaust one's savings"; "We quickly played out our strength"
Are you and your fellow sapheads depleting the clients savings?
I'm loving it. I started here on GIS project which went absurdly well for a while but now along with other contractors I'm being shifted over to a big SAP project, officially part-time, but nothing in SAP ever happens part-time. Rate rise too as for some reason PM thinks he needs 'specialist SAP testers'.
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ha--------> bankAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...because I'm a tester, and a contractor. Simple, cost effective, user friendly, easy to implement software is of no business interest to me whatsoever. The only software I like is the stuff that's wildly expensive, clumsy, completely opaque for users, full to the brim with bugs, requires huge amounts of DB tuning, hardware expense and performance testing and is preferably poorly documented and generally tulipe. That's what puts food on the plates at Tester Manor, fills the wine cellars and fuels the contractormobile. Please tell all your friends and clientcos to buy SAP.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostRate rise too as for some reason PM thinks he needs 'specialist SAP testers'.
Does your day rate determine how good you are or does how good you are determine your day rate?Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHmmm
Does your day rate determine how good you are or does how good you are determine your day rate?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...because I'm a tester, and a contractor. Simple, cost effective, user friendly, easy to implement software is of no business interest to me whatsoever. The only software I like is the stuff that's wildly expensive, clumsy, completely opaque for users, full to the brim with bugs, requires huge amounts of DB tuning, hardware expense and performance testing and is preferably poorly documented and generally tulipe. That's what puts food on the plates at Tester Manor, fills the wine cellars and fuels the contractormobile. Please tell all your friends and clientcos to buy SAP."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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