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Von Essen
12th May 2011, 14:03
I am a member of the senior management team at Von Essen and I invite any of the members of this forum to contact me directly to address/discuss any of the issues aired here on this discussion board. I look forward to hearing from you.

shaunbhoy
12th May 2011, 19:52
Von Essen eh? Is that your real name?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlmGknvr_Pg

PRC1964
12th May 2011, 19:54
Hello Von Essen from Von Essen,

Do you like films with gladiators in lederhosen?

Paddy
12th May 2011, 19:56
This Von Essen?

BBC News - Von Essen hotel owner appoints administrators (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13158484)

TimberWolf
12th May 2011, 20:20
Something's up here (http://forums.contractoruk.com/business-contracts/38547-von-essen-consulting.html) :popcorn:

p.s. despite this being a serious issue, this is General. Standards to maintain and all that: Hello Von Essen, I'm Spartacus.

MarillionFan
12th May 2011, 20:30
I am a member of the senior management team at Von Essen and I invite any of the members of this forum to contact me directly to address/discuss any of the issues aired here on this discussion board. I look forward to hearing from you.

Ok. Do you deny that you took out a superinjunction to stop the press talking about your sordid affair with Wayne Rooney's ex-hooker?

MarillionFan
12th May 2011, 20:31
This Von Essen?

BBC News - Von Essen hotel owner appoints administrators (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-13158484)

Or this one.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_H1kZ97Pg

He's good isn't he?

Mich the Tester
13th May 2011, 08:02
I am a member of the senior management team at Von Essen and I invite any of the members of this forum to contact me directly to address/discuss any of the issues aired here on this discussion board. I look forward to hearing from you.

Have you ever licked the chutney spoon and put it back?

Have you tried bleeding the radiators?

EternalOptimist
13th May 2011, 08:26
I am a member of the senior management team at Von Essen and I invite any of the members of this forum to contact me directly to address/discuss any of the issues aired here on this discussion board. I look forward to hearing from you.

I would like to take you up on this offer. what do i have to do ?


I want to warn the rest of you that my incontinence is now sub-judicae, any further comment will be met will a legal response



:rolleyes:

wobbegong
13th May 2011, 09:14
I want to warn the rest of you that my incontinence is now sub-judicae, any further comment will be met will a legal response

:rolleyes:

Jobby drawers!

:tongue

Von Essen
13th May 2011, 09:54
I have yet to hear from any of the posters regarding the issues mentioned above.

Von Essen remains totally committed to delivering excellent service, so please do get in touch if you have any concerns.

Kind regards

VE

EternalOptimist
13th May 2011, 09:59
I have yet to hear from any of the posters regarding the issues mentioned above.

Von Essen remains totally committed to delivering excellent service, so please do get in touch if you have any concerns.

Kind regards

VE

what issues? what are you going on about ?

EternalOptimist
13th May 2011, 11:13
All these?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/business-contracts/38547-von-essen-consulting-3.html

thanks gorn.
this ve bloke makes a lot of assumptions:frown
that'll be a -ve then

MarillionFan
13th May 2011, 11:19
what issues? what are you going on about ?

Who is the mysterious Van Essen?

Is it Dave B the hardworking director?
Is it Ruby the secretary?
Or is it the mild mannered janitor???

Couullllllllddddd be!!!!!

:eyes:

MarillionFan
13th May 2011, 11:25
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZQ3v80U9d4o/R14Qqml6OmI/AAAAAAAAAUI/jv0zBGi3swQ/s400/willie2.gif

Bad choice of pic. You'll get Incognito all hot and bothered thinking about Minestrone again.

NotAllThere
13th May 2011, 11:52
what issues? what are you going on about ?I've been threatened with legal action if I talk about your issue.

..I want to warn the rest of you that my incontinence is now sub-judicae, any further comment will be met will a legal response.

cojak
13th May 2011, 13:19
I would like to take you up on this offer. what do i have to do ?


I want to warn the rest of you that my incontinence is now sub-judicae, any further comment will be met will a legal response



:rolleyes:

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology/water%2520tap.jpg&imgrefurl=http://scienceblogs.com/aardvarchaeology/2008/03/tap_water_is_not_a_naturally_o.php&h=520&w=400&sz=22&tbnid=9yl_QigV_XlcBM:&tbnh=131&tbnw=101&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dwater%2Btap%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=water+tap&hl=en&usg=__jyacO6lH--j_k6qCi0zXc22gyng=&sa=X&ei=RDHNTZupMNGEhQfNvMX5DA&ved=0CGgQ9QEwAw