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    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    African or European?

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      #3
      That's a pretty stupid joke

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        #4
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        That's a pretty stupid joke
        No, it's a line from a very funny film...

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          #5
          Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
          No, it's a line from a very funny film...
          Yes, I've seen it many times - it's ok film, but that line is certainly not the best joke out of it ...

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Yes, I've seen it many times - it's ok film, but that line is certainly not the best joke out of it ...
            It's British humour - you wouldnt get it.

            try this Russki joke
            A little boy found a machine gun —Now the village population is none.

            that'll have him rolling on the floor that will





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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              It's British humour - you wouldnt get it.

              try this Russki joke
              A little boy found a machine gun —Now the village population is none.

              that'll have him rolling on the floor that will

              The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
                In the Balkans conflict, the Russians tried to help Nato with some intelligence work. They tried to infiltrate a spy, but due to some mistranslations, her documents were in the name of SlobberDown MeCockYouBitch



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