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Wilmslow
13th May 2011, 07:14
Somebody emailed me from another office their logon and password asking me to check something out on their desktop, instead of calling the helpdesk.

Needless to say some strong words of advice on IT security were given although I should have technically raised to the security peeps. I am getting too soft I think.

Not many things floor me these days, but I am in dis-belief at this!

AtW
13th May 2011, 09:01
I am getting too soft I think.

You are getting boring.

I've been too busy recently to check CUK, so can you please update me on what's the current situation with your mafia neighbours, sick girlfriend and aerobics classes that you go to?

Wilmslow
13th May 2011, 10:26
You are getting boring.

I've been too busy recently to check CUK, so can you please update me on what's the current situation with your mafia neighbours, sick girlfriend and aerobics classes that you go to?

Yep, still body attacking and really wish that girl would be up for a date! Gave her my number a few months ago, but she is still nice and friendly, we have the odd powwow water break chat and get on well, but I don’t think I will be seeing her outside of the gym. Mind you, she offered me a cherry tomato at the checkout of Sainsbury’s once.

Seeing the ex one evening next week. Need to decide if safe to stay over or head back to a hotel – thinking about braving it, been a while since I have had a good rumping, nice to have the option available to me if I am feeling up for it, so to speak.

Neighbours have been nice and quiet in the main – would not be the case if I did not have the cctv, I can guarantee that. Last activity is a visit from the police to confirm that I do not have a webcam pointing at their garden to spy on them, and the ‘webcam’ is just a clock by the window.

Isn’t life hard going when you have rump on demand, but not from the woman you would really like to be with?

xoggoth
13th May 2011, 10:29
I have a great use for the Olympic stadium after 2012. Bring back the Roman arena, then we can all have a great time watching bloody online fraudsters and other criminals torn to pieces by lions. How many billions does just having to have all these passwords and other security cost us?

PS After we've exhausted Blair, Brown etc. I would pay to see GB slowly expire while tied to a rotting corpse.

xoggoth
13th May 2011, 10:32
would not be the case if I did not have the cctv

CCTVs are great, everyone should keep one for that odd occasion. Two Sundays running after I got my new van some kid (probably) thought it would be funny to let the air out of my tyres. Stuck a CCTV in the bedroom window and no problems since.

AtW
13th May 2011, 12:20
Thank you for update Wilmslow, keep us posted on any new developments of interest in your exciting and fulfilling life...

Churchill
13th May 2011, 15:00
Thank you for update Wilmslow, keep us posted on any new developments of interest in your exciting and fulfilling life...

Oh, the ironing! :laugh

Wilmslow
13th May 2011, 15:44
Oh, the ironing! :laugh

Oh, the harsh reality :suicide::suicide::suicide:

AtW
13th May 2011, 15:46
Oh, the harsh reality :suicide::suicide::suicide:

Ignore him Wilmslow, he and others are just selfish bastids who just want to make fun of you to make their dull days pass quicker. :hug:

Wilmslow
13th May 2011, 15:47
Ignore him Wilmslow, he and others are just selfish bastids who just want to make fun of you to make their dull days pass quicker. :hug:

Super - good to have a friend :banana::banana::banana:

AtW
13th May 2011, 15:49
Super - good to have a friend :banana::banana::banana:

Let's not go that far.

OwlHoot
13th May 2011, 16:17
Seeing the ex one evening next week. Need to decide if safe to stay over or head back to a hotel – thinking about braving it, been a while since I have had a good rumping, nice to have the option available to me if I am feeling up for it, so to speak. ...

Never heard it called "rumping" before.

Or is that where she dresses up as a schoolmistress and tans your bare rump with a leather belt? :laugh

AtW
13th May 2011, 16:21
Never heard it called "rumping" before.

Or is that where she dresses up as a schoolmistress and tans your bare rump with a leather belt? :laugh

Oi! Stop putting down Wimlslow! :mad

He gets enough of that tulip in his life already to also have it on here.