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    Who swapped April and May?

    Flaming April was 10 or 15 degrees C warmer than May and not as windy. People were topping up their tans rather than walking around dressed as Eskimos. I want a refund.

    #2
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I want a refund.
    Do you have a receipt?

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Do you have a receipt?
      Only a slight tan.

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        #4
        I've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          I've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.
          I'd use a MasterCard for that.

          Vice versa Shirley?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            I've just taken up a wind dependant sport, when you say boo I say yay. And visa versa.
            You've gone green on sport? Sailing, surfing, kiting, shinning up wind turbine masts?

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I'd use a MasterCard for that.

              Vice versa Shirley?
              Bloody spell checker, obviously written by a plebeian like me.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                Bloody spell checker, obviously written by a plebeian like me.
                Or Post-Natal Distortion?

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  You've gone green on sport? Sailing, surfing, kiting, shinning up wind turbine masts?
                  Land Sailing, like the more popular water based version but much much faster and it hurts when you fall in.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                    Land Sailing, like the more popular water based version but much much faster and it hurts when you fall in.
                    I see people doing that on the Downs occasionally. Do you go to a beach?

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