Yobbos on the train

[jacquiw]

Took the train from Christchurch to Soton on Sunday afternoon.

Couldn't believe this group of yobs who got on just after me.

They were out in the area between the two carriages shouting obscenities at people, throwing missiles and just generally being obnoxious.

One of them even urinated out of the window.

I got fed up with this so I identified the ringleader and kicked him in the bollocks. I then tore them off a strip something rotten.

They scuttled away to the other end of the train. Went back to my seat which was in a group of 4 and the bloke who had been sat there promptly got up and moved to another seat.

It's no wonder these scumbags get away with this behaviour when people are so gutless. I reported the incident to the transport police but they were more concerned with the fact I had taken matters into my own hands than going after these hooligans.

[shaunbhoy]

Went back to my seat which was in a group of 4 and the bloke who had been sat there promptly got up and moved to another seat.

Was he too clutching his bollox by any chance?

[Moscow Mule]

Jacquiw is mostly harmless???

Is she ****.

[NickFitz]

Jacquiw is mostly harmless???

Is she ****.

[amcdonald]

Jacquiw is mostly harmless???

Is she ****.

I always thought it was an Elite reference

[stek]

I got fed up with this so I identified the ringleader and kicked him in the bollocks.

You assaulted someone you suspected to be possibly be a possible ring leader? Human Rights!!

Having said that, I was stuck on Wellington Street in Leeds this morrow, big jam, and I noticed a taxi driver wanted to turn right across me. So I did the decent thing and blocked him. However I seriously overestimated the length of the old Alfa 166 bonnet and the bastard squeezed out.

He gave me loads of verbals about parking (dunno why) and not letting him out and it being a box junction (it wasn't) and I wound my window down and said;

"I don't let Taxi drivers out, I don't like them"

And wound up. I was my moment, though I spoiled it by adding a finger and upsetting the missus, so that's cost me.

[shaunbhoy]

"I don't let Taxi drivers out, I don't like them"

Good form, a man after my own heart. Arrogant tosspots deserve all they get!

[EternalOptimist]

I always thought it was an Elite reference

mostly harmless was Hitchhikers GuideToTheGalaxy

the first entry was Harmless
which pissed off Arthur Dent, considering the vast culture of humanity
so Ford Prefect was able to mollify him
because Fords research led to an update
Mostly Harmless

[scooterscot]

Yob on yob solves nothing but stir the pot.

The disappointment I would have caused my parents by leaking out of a train window, if caught, would have had a bearing down upon me like no other, especially that from my father.

You're experience is not the beginning but the process of failings from a generation gone by and our society's misunderstanding of how to deal with the result.

[russell]

Took the train from Christchurch to Soton on Sunday afternoon.

Couldn't believe this group of yobs who got on just after me.

They were out in the area between the two carriages shouting obscenities at people, throwing missiles and just generally being obnoxious.

One of them even urinated out of the window.

I got fed up with this so I identified the ringleader and kicked him in the bollocks. I then tore them off a strip something rotten.

They scuttled away to the other end of the train. Went back to my seat which was in a group of 4 and the bloke who had been sat there promptly got up and moved to another seat.

It's no wonder these scumbags get away with this behaviour when people are so gutless. I reported the incident to the transport police but they were more concerned with the fact I had taken matters into my own hands than going after these hooligans.

Nice job, these yobs need to be taught a lesson.