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milanbenes
17th May 2011, 11:09
Afternoon folks,

'ere, if we had CUK t'shirts, what would the slogan be ?

I'll go first...


IT Contractor

Shutup and invoice


Milan.

MarillionFan
17th May 2011, 11:09
Changing tapes since 1992

EternalOptimist
17th May 2011, 11:11
Afternoon folks,

'ere, if we had CUK t'shirts, what would the slogan be ?

I'll go first...


IT Contractor

Shutup and invoice


Milan.


do you remember those phrases from the 80's

'swimmers do it with even strokes'
'joggers do it with their shorts on'

etc

:rolleyes:

milanbenes
17th May 2011, 11:12
that's a good one actually MF

Milan.

suityou01
17th May 2011, 11:12
Obviously it would be of chutney spoon oriented meme. :rolleyes:

ThomasSoerensen
17th May 2011, 11:14
contractors; services by the hour for anyone willing to pay

milanbenes
17th May 2011, 11:14
do you remember those phrases from the 80's

'swimmers do it with even strokes'
'joggers do it with their shorts on'

etc

:rolleyes:

young farmers do it in wellies

Milan.

amcdonald
17th May 2011, 11:15
My sockie sleeps alone

Chutney Spoon
17th May 2011, 11:17
Obviously it would be of chutney spoon oriented meme. :rolleyes:

:wave:

Happiness is licking the spoon.

MarillionFan
17th May 2011, 11:19
I'm with the Village Idiot

I slept with AndyW's Mum

Keep Invoicing!!!

I have my One A Day

Test. Please Delete

cojak
17th May 2011, 11:51
Contract Sluts:

Anywhere
Any time
Any client

(I'll store it alongside my Dive Slut t-shirt).

Spacecadet
17th May 2011, 12:04
cuk
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this
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russell
17th May 2011, 12:05
CUK the most expensive forum in the world.

(i.e. contractors post from work while being paid)

MarillionFan
17th May 2011, 12:05
My other account is a sockie.

MaryPoppins
17th May 2011, 12:06
cuk
on
this
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:laugh

Spacecadet
17th May 2011, 12:11
Front:
In the time it takes to have a dump I earned enough to buy this T-Shirt

Back:
CUKKERS do it in the clients time

Spacecadet
17th May 2011, 12:26
Tulips from CUK

vetran
17th May 2011, 12:30
I think, therefore I invoice.

I've been up the OXO tower.

"Tell our Agents that they may take 30%, but they will never take our freedom!”

Work Slow, Invoice quick

I'm a Sofa owning, squirrel lovin' Entrepreneur.

NO... not on the Curtains!

Bench and bust

Lets see the size of your warchest.

New Liebour - the antidote to a growing business.

For hats:

'Ban me quick'

thunderlizard
17th May 2011, 12:44
Front: [Placeholder]
Back: KUATB!

milanbenes
17th May 2011, 12:44
hey Vetran,

you really got into the spirit of this didn't you

good job dad

Milan.

SimonMac
17th May 2011, 12:50
^
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I'm with Sockie

Clippy
17th May 2011, 12:51
"Your only supposed to bleed the bloody radiators".

SimonMac
17th May 2011, 12:52
Contract Sluts:

Anywhere
Any time
Any client

(I'll store it alongside my Dive Slut t-shirt).

If we are going down that route.

"I love the smell of Invoicing in the morning" which will sit nicely with my "I love the smell of Neoprene in the morning"

MarillionFan
17th May 2011, 13:06
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vetran
17th May 2011, 13:10
Thanks Milan

Its a slow day. 8000 records to update manually (morons haven't put in an automatic solution so its filter and update in excel can match about 50%)- still it pays the mortgage and I don't have to rent up north!


a few more some need pictures of our previous distinguished leader

No more - Brown & Bust

IMF chairman needed - Browns need not apply.

Brown took my pension and all I got was this lousy T shirt.

New Labour screwing the country one constituent at a time.


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आप कर सकते हैं ODBC जादू
(Can you spell ODBC?)
हां

You're hired, your Visa is in the post.
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CUK for all your software doings.

Death to Sockies!

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family.
The 360 degree reviews, skip level reviews,personal development plan, Bonus payments,redundancy....
Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got contracting?

<Picture of paycheck and hand> welcome to the dark side!

Halo Jones
17th May 2011, 13:17
On the female T-shirts

"ATW's Mum"

EternalOptimist
17th May 2011, 13:19
DILLIGAF

russell
17th May 2011, 13:20
"Everyone hates russell"

SimonMac
17th May 2011, 13:20
On the female T-shirts

"ATW's Mum"

And for the boys "I'm not ATW's Father, but his mum still calls me the Daddy!"

SimonMac
17th May 2011, 13:21
"Everyone hates russell"

:laugh

Now if I hadn't negged you into oblivion already I would give you some +ve for that!

amcdonald
17th May 2011, 13:34
On the female T-shirts

"ATW's Mum"

On the male T-shirts

"I've had ATW's Mum and so has my mother"

SimonMac
17th May 2011, 13:58
"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, is Russell still a knut?"

russell
17th May 2011, 13:59
"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, is Russell still a knut?"

Ok ATW im sorry I outed one of your sockies, happy now?

SimonMac
17th May 2011, 14:03
Ok ATW im sorry I outed one of your sockies, happy now?

:tantrum:

singhr
17th May 2011, 14:08
Bomb HMRC now!

singhr
17th May 2011, 14:09
Bomb HMRC now!

Sorry HMRC, I had predictive text switched on. I obviously meant to say 'Bomb Hanoi Now!'

russell
17th May 2011, 14:11
Bomb **** now!

As soon as google indexes that you are in trouble mate

Old Greg
17th May 2011, 14:13
Repressed homosexual cretins boring you about money.

Since forever.

MarillionFan
17th May 2011, 14:14
As soon as google indexes that you are in trouble mate

Especially when it's pointed out he's been on holiday to Pakistan recently.:eek:

SimonMac
17th May 2011, 14:15
Repressed homosexual cretins boring you about money.

Since forever.

BTW Nice Sig you have there

:rollin:

russell
17th May 2011, 14:17
Especially when it's pointed out he's been on holiday to Pakistan recently.:eek:

I hope hes not carrying a backpack when they confront him.

singhr
17th May 2011, 14:20
But I've got a fake name and everything and logged in on my line managers laptop.

Chuffin hell! there are some seals abseiling into our buildi

SimonMac
17th May 2011, 14:22
But I've got a fake name and everything and logged in on my line managers laptop.

Chuffin hell! there are some seals abseiling into our buildi

http://www.rokpool.com/files/u1/seal_pub2.jpg

MarillionFan
17th May 2011, 14:23
But I've got a fake name and everything and logged in on my line managers laptop.

Chuffin hell! there are some seals abseiling into our buildi

Grab something QUICK!

http://liberationbc.org/files/canada-seal-hunt_5106.jpg

MarillionFan
17th May 2011, 20:34
Front: F**k Off.....
Back: .....seriously

LOL.

No more rep to give.:frown

ThomasSoerensen
18th May 2011, 08:37
Tulips from CUK

brilliant

suityou01
18th May 2011, 08:47
[Front] This would never happen under the tories
[Back] Oh no, wait .....

Old Greg
18th May 2011, 08:50
[Front] This would never happen under the tories
[Back] Oh no, wait .....

Off topic but it reminds me of my favourite piece of graffiti from the Iraq / Kuwait Gulf War:

Scud Death to Allies.

MaryPoppins
18th May 2011, 08:52
But I've got a fake name and everything and logged in on my line managers laptop.

Chuffin hell! there are some seals abseiling into our buildi

Mary's thought process upon reading this:

'How do they abseil without feet?'

Old Greg
18th May 2011, 21:46
If thy wife taketh thy coat, movest thou thy T-shirt into an offshore trust.

SimonMac
18th May 2011, 21:56
"Who's leg do you have to hump around here to get a timesheet signed?"

SimonMac
18th May 2011, 21:56
"I Neg Sockies"

Spacecadet
18th May 2011, 22:17
Invoice
work hard play hard

Spacecadet
18th May 2011, 23:04
Stop changing my case!!!!! leave it all in upper please



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NotAllThere
19th May 2011, 05:30
iamaprat across the chest for ladies.

cojak
19th May 2011, 05:34
And

'I talk a load of tulipe' for the gents.

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 09:10
iamaprat across the chest for ladies.


And

'I talk a load of tulipe' for the gents.

I have a T-Shirt that has:

readthiswhileistareatyourtits

Across the front

Old Greg
19th May 2011, 09:12
I have a T-Shirt that has:

readthiswhileistareatyourtits

Across the front

Is it legible stretched across your tits?

doodab
19th May 2011, 09:13
I wandered lonely as a cloud / That floats on high o'er vales and hills, / When all at once I saw a crowd, / A host, of golden daffodils.

Although I think that's been removed from the swear filter since the upgrade.

Alf W
19th May 2011, 19:39
http://dailymash.shotdeadinthehead.com/images/designs/DM4056m.jpg

EternalOptimist
19th May 2011, 19:42
Stop staring at my TITS


thats for the boys
And for the girls


Eyes down and look in







:rolleyes:

shaunbhoy
19th May 2011, 19:48
"Minimum effort, Maximum Coin"

My parents visited CUK and all I got was this infarction!

sasguru - the twunt at the front