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17 May 2011, 14:48

Systems Engineer

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Birmingham , West Midlands (County)
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£19.00 - £21.00 per annum
Date posted:
13/05/2011 11:18
Job type:
Contract
Company:
Hays Corporate Accounts
Contact:
Elliott Jack
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Job ID:
50576827

Our prestigious IT infrastructure and service providing client are looking to recruit a Systems Engineer on a 3 month contract based in Birmingham, and will be required to resolve incidents received on their Remedy logging system.
The successful candidate must have previous experience with VMware and Exchange.
Other Messaging experience is also desirable, along with any Citrix skills.

Hays Corporate Accounts is a trading division of Hays Specialist Recruitment Limited and acts as an employment agency for permanent recruitment and employment business for the supply of temporary workers. By applying for this job you accept the T&C's, Privacy Policy and Disclaimers which can be found at hays.co.uk

£1.50 per month, any takers?

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17 May 2011, 15:24

I spend more than that on cheese.

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17 May 2011, 15:25

Originally posted by doodab View Post

I spend more than that on cheese.

I thought you hate cheese?

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17 May 2011, 15:25

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I thought you hate cheese?

I like it, I just try to avoid it so I have more room for beer.

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17 May 2011, 15:29

Originally posted by doodab View Post

I like it, I just try to avoid it so I have more room for beer.

that explains a lot

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17 May 2011, 16:49

I might apply. Just done the accounts and it sounds like a lot better hourly rate than my small business delivered last year.

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