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Massive presentation in the morning. Had four hours to finish. Missus gone out!
******* kids one after the other up screaming!
Is there a particular length of time you can apply a pillow over a face without it being fatal?
Get them in the living room, bit of toast each, any old crap on telly, Corries are good, sleep in five mins. Easy.
After making sure they're fully zonked out, carry them up to their beds, they won't even remember in the morning, Mrs MF will never know, crack open another Special Brew and enjoy the peace.
They are trying it on. The important thing is to remember that you modulate the emotional tone, if you get upset you will only escalate the situation. Listen to them, give them what they want, and put them back into bed.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
They are trying it on. The important thing is to remember that you modulate the emotional tone, if you get upset you will only escalate the situation. Listen to them, give them what they want, and put them back into bed.
The wife eventually came home from whatever evening drinks do she was at to find me in the office and the youngest one screaming his head off in his room.
'How long has he been crying?'
'About an hour and a half' I replied
'You've left him his room for an hour and half crying!!!!'
'Of course not, ten minutes or so, he's been down with me for an hour. I've been asking people on an internet forum the best way to smother him'
She scowled at me and gave him some Calpol and put him to bed.
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