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Birthday Presents

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    Birthday Presents

    The day is nearly upon me. What shall I give myself this year?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    I am happy with what I got myself.

    Steel braided brake lines for the car.
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      The day is nearly upon me. What shall I give myself this year?
      Same as last year


      Sorry couldn't resist
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #4
        A pot noodle and some clean curtains.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          Same as last year


          Sorry couldn't resist
          Why wait until your birthday to show yourself how much you love yourself.

          I never let me take me for granted.

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            #6
            Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
            Same as last year


            Sorry couldn't resist
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            A pot noodle and some clean curtains.
            Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
            Why wait until your birthday to show yourself how much you love yourself.

            I never let me take me for granted.
            I was thinking of something that will last.

            Although I was thinking of having a day or two off so I can have a really good one on Saturday morning.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I was thinking of something that will last.

              Although I was thinking of having a day or two off so I can have a really good one on Saturday morning.
              Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                #8
                Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                Which reminds me I need to cut my fingernails.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  This year I got myself a bottle of ginger beer and some really nice sausages.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                    This year I got myself a bottle of ginger beer and some really nice sausages.
                    Is that a euphemism?
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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