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    Do you love cars?

    Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph

    I must admit I did **** a Peugeot once.

    Changed the timing belt and forgot to put the key back into the timing gear and bent all the valves.


    #2
    I'm sorry I just don't get the car thing!
    It's a machine like a washing machine to me.

    A car = a wheel in each corner and it goes.

    HTH
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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      #3
      Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
      I'm sorry I just don't get the car thing!
      It's a machine like a washing machine to me.
      A car = a wheel in each corner and it goes.

      HTH
      On a fast spin.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I'm given to understand that ladies love their washing machines.

          Particularly when sitting on them during the fast spin cycle.

          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            #6
            Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
            That's favouritism
            Doing the needful since 1827

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              #7
              Machines are an expression of the human spirit.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                What's he gonna do when the combustion engine is dead and cars no longer have exhaust pipes?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                  I'm sorry I just don't get the car thing!
                  It's a machine like a washing machine to me.

                  A car = a wheel in each corner and it goes.

                  HTH
                  Well I don't get the hand bags, shoes, cushions, candles etc. thing.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by rightfluff View Post
                    Well I don't get the hand bags, shoes, cushions, candles etc. thing.
                    Neither do I



                    I should say, I do see some stuff I like, but most of the time I look at the price and think I could spend 2 weeks on a beach for that.
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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