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    Zombie Apocalypse

    Do the CDC know something we don't

    Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

    #2
    Well you're going to feel pretty foolish you didn't buy the Zombie Survival guide if it ever does
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #3
      Pah! They completely forgot to mention assault rifles.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Looks like that web page is too popular for it's own good!

        CDC Acknowledges Zombies On Twitter, Crashes Blog | WebProNews
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Militant Islamic zombies would be problem. Some staples and sellotape and you've got reuseable suicide bombers.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            Militant Islamic zombies would be problem. Some staples and sellotape and you've got reuseable suicide bombers.
            Sounds like a Daily Mail headline they haven't thought of yet
            Doing the needful since 1827

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              #7
              Working Link

              CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                Sounds like a Daily Mail headline they haven't thought of yet
                Militant Muslim Zombies Cause Kiddie Cancers.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Immigrant Militant Muslim Zombies Princess Diana Cause Kiddie Cancers as House Prices Soars.
                  FTFY
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #10
                    Ruddy heathen! In that article he states "We’ve all seen at least one movie about flesh-eating zombies taking over (my personal favorite is Resident Evil)". Resident Evil!!!! Granted an 'ok' film but with all of Romero's finest out there, he chooses Resident bloody Evil.

                    Pah.

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