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russell
19th May 2011, 12:56
1. How did Lee Mack ever become famous or become described as a comedian?

DS23
19th May 2011, 12:58
by being on tv and telling jokes

amcdonald
19th May 2011, 13:01
2. Why did Russell lick the chutney spoon ?

xoggoth
19th May 2011, 13:01
Is he crap? Not sure. Sometimes watch Live at the Apollo but can never remember which is which.

russell
19th May 2011, 13:03
3. Why does Asda still employ SimonMac after he lost 56 trolleys over the last 3 months?

Doggy Styles
19th May 2011, 13:04
What is Gordon Brown for?

MarillionFan
19th May 2011, 13:05
3. Why does Asda still employ SimonMac after he lost 56 trolleys over the last 3 months?

Lol.

Pondlife
19th May 2011, 13:05
Why bother?

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 13:06
3. Why does Asda still employ SimonMac after he lost 56 trolleys over the last 3 months?

Its Netto's actually!

russell
19th May 2011, 13:13
Its Netto's actually!

Thanks for repping me that response as well.

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 13:17
Thanks for repping me that response as well.

At least my rep (+ve or -ne) is never anonymous :)

Old Greg
19th May 2011, 13:36
At least my rep (+ve or -ne) is never anonymous :)

Neither is mine.

MarillionFan
19th May 2011, 13:38
Neither is mine.

WGAS

AtW
19th May 2011, 13:42
WGAS

WIS

Moose423956
19th May 2011, 14:17
"Why can't people just be nice to each other?"

Halo Jones
19th May 2011, 14:19
4) Why?

Moose423956
19th May 2011, 14:24
4) Why?

A: Because

doodab
19th May 2011, 14:28
4) Why?

Why not?

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 14:33
4) Why?

Why, Oh, Why, Oh..... spells YoYo!

russell
19th May 2011, 14:34
How do Agents sleep at night?

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 14:36
How do Agents sleep at night?

On a bed bought with of OUR money!

russell
19th May 2011, 14:40
On a bed bought with of OUR money!

With a plastic pillow case for the gel.

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 14:45
With a plastic pillow case for the gel.

Did we manage to just have a conversation like to human;s without resorting to petty insults?

*I'm Scared*


























I still think you are a C0ck!

hyperD
19th May 2011, 14:48
How do Agents sleep at night?

I believe a penchant for uncooked animal tissue, a hatred of garlic and an inherent photosensitivity prevents most agents from lurking around during daylight hours which explains why most agency emails seem to arrive after midnight.

Also explains why Rathbone Place seems a morgue during normal business hours. Especially on a Friday.

russell
19th May 2011, 14:49
Did we manage to just have a conversation like to human;s without resorting to petty insults?

*I'm Scared*


























I still think you are a C0ck!

Almost, I'm sure you'll get the hang of.it one day, might come in useful when you.are promoted to stacking shelves.

MarillionFan
19th May 2011, 14:58
Why do some people not like Sasguru?

eek
19th May 2011, 14:58
4) Why?

Because

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 15:02
Why do birds suddenly appear?

russell
19th May 2011, 15:09
Why do birds suddenly appear?

Funny, that line has a double meaning in the UK, where we sometimes describe women as birds.

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 15:15
Funny, that line has a double meaning in the UK, where we sometimes describe women as birds.

If you refer to the better half as "birds" you must make quite a catch for the Ladies

russell
19th May 2011, 15:17
If you refer to the better half as "birds" you must make quite a catch for the Ladies

When I said "we" I meant you and Sasguru.

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 15:19
When I said "we" I meant you and Sasguru.

Then why didn't you say that!

No wonder people keep misunderstanding what you are prattling on about if you even confuse yourself at times

russell
19th May 2011, 15:20
Then why didn't you say that!

No wonder people keep misunderstanding what you are prattling on about if you even confuse yourself at times

No I confuse you, but I'm sure that happens a lot for you.

EternalOptimist
19th May 2011, 15:25
This isnt a question without an answer, its more of an answer with a question about an answer

a. THAT

q. what is THAT









a. It's the one thing in the whole universe that Meatloaf wont do for love.




:rolleyes:

TestMangler
19th May 2011, 15:30
a. It's the one thing in the whole universe that Meatloaf wont do for love.




:rolleyes:

So on that basis, 'THAT' is probably 'Anal Sex'

SimonMac
19th May 2011, 15:31
This isnt a question without an answer, its more of an answer with a question about an answer

a. THAT

q. what is THAT









a. It's the one thing in the whole universe that Meatloaf wont do for love.




:rolleyes:

I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Perceived ambiguity of "that" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'd_Do_Anything_for_Love_(But_I_Won't_Do_That)#Per ceived_ambiguity_of_.22that.22)

HTH

Zippy
19th May 2011, 16:31
If a sockie falls in an empty bulletin board does it ... oh ... forget it.

Ruprect
19th May 2011, 17:10
Why does every thread on CUK degenerate into petty bickering between SimonMac and Russell?

d000hg
19th May 2011, 17:11
Because russell's still here.

TestMangler
19th May 2011, 17:12
Why does every thread on CUK degenerate into petty bickering between SimonMac and Russell?


I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's something to do with Rustle being a c**t :tongue

TykeMerc
19th May 2011, 17:16
I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's something to do with Rustle being a c**t :tongue

It's a possibility.