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    Happy Bonus

    Proper motivation for the sales team
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

    #2
    I didn't know that man was outside Munich Re headquarters. I will be going out just up the road from there this evening.

    Oh, and KUATB
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Oh, and KUATB
      Ok n00b question: I understand the meaning of KUATB, but what is it actually an acronyms / initialisms / abbreviation of?
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #4
        Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
        Ok n00b question: I understand the meaning of KUATB, but what is it actually an acronyms / initialisms / abbreviation of?
        Keep Up At The Back, probably an occupational hazzard in an orgy
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #5
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          Ok n00b question: I understand the meaning of KUATB, but what is it actually an acronyms / initialisms / abbreviation of?
          Keep up at the back.

          Edit: Ooh, the irony.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Thanks
            Growing old is mandatory
            Growing up is optional

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              #7
              Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
              Keep Up At The Back, probably an occupational hazzard in an orgy

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Depending on the sort of orgy, might be accompanied by the cry of "Form a circle!".
                Ah, the Circle of Love. Best with alternating midgets.

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                  #9
                  There were about 100 guests and 20 prostitutes were hired.
                  Ugh.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    I've heard of spunking your bonus but this really takes the soggy biscuit
                    Doing the needful since 1827

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