When your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing me
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhen your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing me
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Are you drinking again darmstadt ?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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The correct response to that trick statement is to leave a considerable silence and then say "me too"."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWhen your wiife whispers 'I love you' in a romantic way in your ear, do not reply "does that mean you'll suck my balls now?" as it tends to end up with a punch in said extremeties and sleeping on the settee in the front room. My back is killing meOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Amateur hour.
The correct response is to say "Really?" with complete disbelief in your voice. This will result in either a) your originally desired outcome or b) a lengthy discussion about 'feelings' and you not understanding her as a woman, followed by you adopting your usual sofa and blanket sleeping arrangement.
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None of these have worked for me.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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If films have taught us nothing, the correct answer is: "Ditto" rather than, "So you should, I am awesome"Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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