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    I'm bored

    Given that I can happily spend several hours researching screwdrivers on the internet this is quite an achievement. Unfortunately I seem to have found out everything I ever wanted to know about everything.

    What is next?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Given that I can happily spend several hours researching screwdrivers on the internet this is quite an achievement. Unfortunately I seem to have found out everything I ever wanted to know about everything.

    What is next?
    You should prepare your Bio for next year's apprentice application and post it here for constructive erm... help

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      #3
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      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        What did we do before we had the internet?

        History of masturbation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Given that I can happily spend several hours researching screwdrivers on the internet this is quite an achievement. Unfortunately I seem to have found out everything I ever wanted to know about everything.

          What is next?
          A gap analysis of the internet that shows what is missing.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            A gap analysis of the internet that shows what is missing.
            Quite a lot. There are no good review sites for screwdrivers for a start.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Quite a lot. There are no good review sites for screwdrivers for a start.

              Create one then. Just crawl any site that sells them and grab their product reviews, then register www.ratemyscrewdriving and you you'll have the satisfaction of having plugged a gap in the internet.

              Here's some reviews for you to get started with: Wickes - Screwdrivers customer reviews - product reviews - read top consumer ratings

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                #8
                Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                Create one then. Just crawl any site that sells them and grab their product reviews, then register www.ratemyscrewdriving and you you'll have the satisfaction of having plugged a gap in the internet.

                Here's some reviews for you to get started with: Wickes - Screwdrivers customer reviews - product reviews - read top consumer ratings
                I don't want a load of numpty "user reviews" I want proper scientific analysis and a battery of standardised tests.

                Perhaps as a plan B I should start a sort of "doodab's shed" site with reviews of whatever random things happen to have caught my fancy at any particular time. It's a bit late for screwdrivers so I would probably have to start with pliers.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  I don't want a load of numpty "user reviews" I want proper scientific analysis and a battery of standardised tests.

                  Perhaps as a plan B I should start a sort of "doodab's shed" site with reviews of whatever random things happen to have caught my fancy at any particular time. It's a bit late for screwdrivers so I would probably have to start with pliers.
                  Why bother creating a website. Follow Gricerboy's example and simply create a thread on here for every one of your random thoughts.
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    simply create a thread on here for every one of your random thoughts.
                    Actually, if you put "Doodabs shed" into google, that's almost exactly what turns up.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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