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moorfield
20th May 2011, 22:03
It all ends soon - apparently.

The missus has gone to bed.

I'll probably just crack one off then and fall asleep.

Bye Bye. Nice knowing you all.

:wave:

stek
20th May 2011, 22:07
It all ends soon - apparently.

The missus has gone to bed.

I'll probably just crack one off then and fall asleep.

Bye Bye. Nice knowing you all.

:wave:

Been on The Death Clock - When Am I Going To Die? (http://www.deathclock.com)

MaryPoppins
20th May 2011, 22:09
Oh, that's annoying. I wouldn't have bothered with clean PJ's if I'd known.

TykeMerc
20th May 2011, 22:17
Oh, that's annoying. I wouldn't have bothered with clean PJ's if I'd known.

Yup, just changed the bed, seems a bit like a waste of effort now :(

Zippy
20th May 2011, 22:24
The rapture bunch have a radio station streamed over the web so I might listen in.

TimberWolf
20th May 2011, 22:29
Boy are they going to feel disappointed in the morning.

TykeMerc
20th May 2011, 22:31
Have they specified what time this Rapture will happen? For that matter what timezone?

RichardCranium
20th May 2011, 22:34
The Rapture happens at 6pm local time. So it will sweep around the Earth according to local time.

I do not know whether it takes into account British Summer Time.

So you still have the Saturday sport / shopping / lie-in to enjoy.

But if you have a steak and a BJ planned for the evening, you're going to be disappointed.

AtW
20th May 2011, 22:39
The Rapture happens at 6pm local time. So it will sweep around the Earth according to local time.

:laugh

TykeMerc
20th May 2011, 22:47
Thanks Mr C.
I'll have time to paint some of the skirting boards in the attic then, but won't have to put up with the gloss paint vapours. Win/win then.

moorfield
20th May 2011, 22:53
The Rapture happens at 6pm local time. So it will sweep around the Earth according to local time.

I do not know whether it takes into account British Summer Time.

So you still have the Saturday sport / shopping / lie-in to enjoy.

But if you have a steak and a BJ planned for the evening, you're going to be disappointed.


Sh*t. Now I'm confused. Does this mean I have to wipe up the mess before the missus is up for breakfast?

:frown

RichardCranium
20th May 2011, 23:04
Sh*t. Now I'm confused. Does this mean I have to wipe up the mess before the missus is up for breakfast?Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.

TimberWolf
20th May 2011, 23:08
I bet someone's making a healthy prophet out of this nonsense. :igmc:

TimberWolf
20th May 2011, 23:09
I bet someone's making a healthy prophet out of this nonsense. :igmc:

And where's the death clock? What a rip-off.

RichardCranium
20th May 2011, 23:24
Sum the ASCII values of the characters in "21&May&2011" and you get 666.

So IT MUST BE TRUE.

(Ignore trivial details such as which calendar we are using.)


Edit: The world will be turned upside down on "21+MAY+2011 @ 18:00" and the ASCII values for those characters is 999 which, turned over, is the number of Aqualung. Sorry, The Beast. So IT MUST BE TRUE.

TykeMerc
21st May 2011, 00:09
Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.

Coat sir?

RichardCranium
21st May 2011, 00:17
Coat sir?More likely the curtains.

Halo Jones
21st May 2011, 06:47
Nah. Just tell her it was Jesus' second coming.

:rollin:

d000hg
21st May 2011, 10:04
It seems a toss-up which subject will spawn more threads; the rapture or the insurance orgy.

I'll let you know if I get raptured.

moorfield
21st May 2011, 10:13
I'm still here. What's going on then?

d000hg
21st May 2011, 10:49
I'm still here. What's going on then?You didn't qualify?