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You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home

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    You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home

    'You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home from work tonight.'

    The words that strike terror into my heart and make my blood run cold. An icy hand clutches at my chest and my vision starts to dim as I lose peripheral vision and my bowels turn to water. The hooves of the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder in my ears and I understand what its like to know spine tingling raw fear



    I hate going to that blooming Tescos




    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    'You'll have to pick up some beer on the way home from work tonight.'

    The words that strike terror into my heart and make my blood run cold. An icy hand clutches at my chest and my vision starts to dim as I lose peripheral vision and my bowels turn to water. The hooves of the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder in my ears and I understand what its like to know spine tingling raw fear



    I hate going to that blooming Tescos




    She's got legs, send the missus!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      She's got legs, send the missus!
      she's still in her pyjamas
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        she's still in her pyjamas
        And?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          And?
          Get her to cycle to the local Tesco metro. Don't forget to hide the dark patches.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Dont do this again.

            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Dont do this again.
              You really should get a job. Here , it'll do you good to get out.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                You really should get a job. Here , it'll do you good to get out.
                yer. and while you're out, pick me up some beer and spam




                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  yer. and while you're out, pick me up some beer and spam




                  Give me your email address, I'll send it over. :-)
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    yer. and while you're out, pick me up some beer and spam




                    SPAM?

                    Oh, yes!

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