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    Ouch!

    Biggest fart ever?

    A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

    Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

    The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

    As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and lay him on his side, saving his life.

    Linky
    Me, me, me...

    #2
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Biggest fart ever?

    A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

    Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

    The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

    As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and lay him on his side, saving his life.

    Linky
    Is that "accidentally fell on the air-hose" as in "Nurse I sat down and didn't realise that there was a light-bulb on the sofa and now it's up my arse!" type of thing?

    Just asking like.

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      #3
      What no pics?
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Is that "accidentally fell on the air-hose" as in "Nurse I sat down and didn't realise that there was a light-bulb on the sofa and now it's up my arse!" type of thing?

        Just asking like.
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

          What no pics?
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            Biggest fart ever?

            A New Zealand truck driver who fell on a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock has survived being blown up like a balloon.

            Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

            The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.

            As he screamed, Mr McCormack's colleagues turned the air off and lay him on his side, saving his life.

            Linky
            I think this is blown out of proportion.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Is that "accidentally fell on the air-hose" as in "Nurse I sat down and didn't realise that there was a light-bulb on the sofa and now it's up my ****!" type of thing?

              Just asking like.
              My missus worked in a hospital and there were those sorts of things happening all the time. Kenco Coffee jar anyone...
              ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                #8
                OK,
                that even beats the Scottish bridegroom who left a skidmark on his bride's dress.

                From the always true Daily Sport:
                Daily Sport: Bride’s och aye, the poo! | Shouting at Cows

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                  My missus worked in a hospital and there were those sorts of things happening all the time. Kenco Coffee jar anyone...
                  women are worse than the men. Coke bottles, pepsi bottles, rolling pin, mars bars, candle

                  are things I have had to remove from the front bum



                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    women are worse than the men. Coke bottles, pepsi bottles, rolling pin, mars bars, candle

                    are things I have had to remove from the front bum



                    Was this from Mrs EO or did you work for the NHS at some point?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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