Atchooooooooooooooooo

[suityou01]

Little rainbow coloured dots all over my monitor, and my keyboard is wet.

Hope you lot don't catch it.

[Churchill]

Had it last week. No sympathy whatsoever from her indoors.

Women just don't understand man-flu.

[MarillionFan]

Had it last week. No sympathy whatsoever from her indoors.

Women just don't understand man-flu.

Exactly. Least childbirth only lasts for a few hours, 1/2 day max.

[SimonMac]

Little rainbow coloured dots all over my monitor, and my keyboard is wet.

Hope you lot don't catch it.

Stop watching p0rn at work then

[Churchill]

Exactly. Least childbirth only lasts for a few hours, 1/2 day max.

I'm not talking to you, you smell.

[MarillionFan]

I'm not talking to you, you smell.

No I don't. I showered when I got into work after I cycled in.

[Scotgal]

Little rainbow coloured dots all over my monitor, and my keyboard is wet.

Hope you lot don't catch it.

You have to ask yourself, was it worth creating a thread about having a sneeze?

[Old Greg]

You have to ask yourself, was it worth creating a thread about having a sneeze?

No you don't, or you are in trouble.

[DaveB]

Had it last week. No sympathy whatsoever from her indoors.

Women just don't understand man-flu.

You're a contractor, man flu is for permies. Unless you are actually dead you should be turning up and invoicing. And if you are dead get somene to prop you at your desk and send the invoices on your behalf.

[Old Greg]

You're a contractor, man flu is for permies. Unless you are actually dead you should be turning up and invoicing. And if you are dead get somene to prop you at your desk and send the invoices on your behalf.

+ 1, but make sure that your laptop is pushed well to the back of the desk to prevent decomposition-related bodily juices leaking onto electrical equipment and thereby blowing your cover. Works best if you sit next to MF as the smell will be masked.