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#1

Things you'd be scared to stick your hand into

27 May 2011, 10:44

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Originally posted by singhr View Post

I have a fear of those Dyson hand dryers you find in toilets these days.

I'd be scared to stick my hand into a Dyson vacuum.

Originally posted by MaryPoppins

I'd still not breastfeed a nazi

Originally posted by vetran

Urine is quite nourishing
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27 May 2011, 10:45

AtW's wallet.

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27 May 2011, 10:47

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27 May 2011, 10:47

My urethra
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27 May 2011, 10:51

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27 May 2011, 10:52

A sock puppet

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#7

27 May 2011, 10:53

This:

Coffee's for closers
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27 May 2011, 10:56

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27 May 2011, 10:57

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whys that scary? It's not as if it would get stuck

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#10

27 May 2011, 10:58

A shredder

Although I did see a girl try that when the paper got jammed, without turning it off as well!

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