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Parts of me that hurt today

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    Parts of me that hurt today

    Fingertips on my left hand
    Left ankle
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Fingertips on my left hand
    Left ankle
    I'm surprised it's only a couple of things considering that last night you were the cum bunny at a bukkake party.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I'm surprised it's only a couple of things considering that last night you were the cum bunny at a bukkake party.
      That would be parts of him that are sticky...
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I'm surprised it's only a couple of things considering that last night you were the cum bunny at a bukkake party.
        That's the voice of experience?

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Fingertips on my left hand
          Left ankle
          Were you partaking in a sport today that caused these injuries?

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            #6
            Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
            That's the voice of experience?
            EternalOptimist mentioned it to me. He said he used to take the role on regularly as a bit of extra pocket money for a Soho fetish club but since being close to retirement and losing a lot of his teeth to knob rot he said to me 'Just no need' anymore.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              EternalOptimist mentioned it to me. He said he used to take the role on regularly as a bit of extra pocket money for a Soho fetish club but since being close to retirement and losing a lot of his teeth to knob rot he said to me 'Just no need' anymore.
              So you took his contract over as substitute?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Scotgal View Post
                Were you partaking in a sport today that caused these injuries?
                Yes, synchronised Clog-Sparking!!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Scotgal View Post
                  Were you partaking in a sport today that caused these injuries?
                  No but the ankle is sports-related.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    I have bruised knees from falling over whilst trying to mosh to Rammstien in 7" heels
                    Growing old is mandatory
                    Growing up is optional

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