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    Is it because I is black?

    Nope, it's because you is a theiving bastard.

    Lord Taylor of Warwick jailed!

    #2
    They should all be force to wear high visibility clothing and clean moats.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      They should all be force to wear high visibility clothing and clean moats.
      . . . and ornamental duck houses.
      The vegetarian option.

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        #4
        Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
        . . . and ornamental duck houses.
        And be Lib dem MPs' live-in gay lovers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Nope, it's because you is a theiving bastard.

          Lord Taylor of Warwick jailed!
          I remember him not being selected as Tory candidate for Cheltenham back in the 1980's. There was a furore over it because the local members didn't want a "c**n" representing them.

          Felt a bit sorry for him at the time. Shame he's sunk so low.

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            #6
            About time they started locking them up. How come Blair isn't in the Tower?

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              About time they started locking them up. How come Blair isn't in the Tower?
              Because all the paperwork for his expenses claims was accidentally shredded.

              For varying definitions of accidentally.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Because all the paperwork for his expenses claims was accidentally shredded.

                For varying definitions of accidentally.
                Did they accidentally shred the evidence of his war crimes as well?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Prince Philip
                  36. "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?" Asked in 1999 of Tory politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, whose parents are Jamaican. He replied: "Birmingham."

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                    #10
                    [Originally Posted by Prince Philip
                    36. "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?" Asked in 1999 of Tory politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, whose parents are Jamaican. He replied: "Birmingham."
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Uncle Phil strikes again
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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