Stinky Feet

[bellymonster]

Coming home on the train tonight and the woman sitting across the ilse from me has her bare feet up on the seat.

I can see from here they arent the cleanest and she looks a sweaty beast so they are bound to stink.

What gives her the idea I want to have to see them for the nect hour and what about the poor beggar who has to use that seat next.

Not looking for any sympathy, just posting in the vane hope she reads this, as I'm way too British to complain to her face.

[TimberWolf]

Is it any worse than the millions of sweaty arses that have been sitting on that seat?

[MarillionFan]

Coming home on the train tonight and the woman sitting across the ilse from me has her bare feet up on the seat.

I can see from here they arent the cleanest and she looks a sweaty beast so they are bound to stink.

What gives her the idea I want to have to see them for the nect hour and what about the poor beggar who has to use that seat next.

Not looking for any sympathy, just posting in the vane hope she reads this, as I'm way too British to complain to her face.

Just lift your left arse cheek and let rip with an absolute belter. Then smile and nod at her.

[bellymonster]

Good point, although you dont often see people sat with their bare arse exposed.

[TimberWolf]

Good point, although you dont often see people sat with their bare arse exposed.

You could ask her.

[MaryPoppins]

[QUOTE=bellymonster;1337366]Coming home on the train tonight and the woman sitting across the ilse from me has her bare feet up on the seat.

I can see from here they arent the cleanest and she looks a sweaty beast so they are bound to stink.

What gives her the idea I want to have to see them for the nect hour and what about the poor beggar who has to use that seat next.

Not looking for any sympathy, just posting in the vane hope she reads this, as I'm way too British to complain to her face.[/QUOTE]

What makes you think she's a contractor?

[doodab]

Just piss on them, then explain that they appeared to have a fungal infection and you were curing it.

[bellymonster]

She just put her socks back on so maybe she was reading. Result.

[Old Greg]

Pimp her out to EO.

[EternalOptimist]

Pimp her out to EO.

erm, excuse me young lady
can I smell your f@nny ???

SMACK

oh, it must be your feet then