I got those Test System blues

[EternalOptimist]

Why oh Why oh Why
o fkng why

did the infrastructure dudes not let me set up a test area at clientcos client ?
Instead they set it up on a spare machine in the office, where the pm remotes in and does his testing.
Against my advice.

Now I have a big fkoff massive release that the users have to sign off, so the pm asks me to set up a test enviro for tomorrow am.

speak to the infratructure fellow. I can hear them arguing now

whatanob

[Mich the Tester]

As a professional tester with 15 years experience in the field, my considered advice to you is this; do nothing about it except invoice the bastards.

[SimonMac]

Testing is just for pessimists.

[Mich the Tester]

Testing is just for pessimists.

Pessimists who send juicy invoices. Yep, it's that day of the month again