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    Roll Call

    Maybe we should do a daily roll call of those members who are in Germany? Just to be sure.

    "Ignis Fatuus?"
    - "Present!".
    Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.

    #2
    Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post
    Maybe we should do a daily roll call of those members who are in Germany? Just to be sure.

    "Ignis Fatuus?"
    - "Present!".
    Will you dress up a dummy in uniform when one of you is missing?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      Will you dress up a dummy in uniform when one of you is missing?
      The position is already taken by MF, thanks for your interest though. With your permission we'll keep you application on file.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        The position is already taken by MF, thanks for your interest though. With your permission we'll keep you application on file.
        I was quite looking forward to it - sounded like a cushy gig.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post
          Maybe we should do a daily roll call of those members who are in Germany? Just to be sure.

          "Ignis Fatuus?"
          - "Present!".
          Since we have a day off tomorrow, we could all leave the house in the morning as usual, tell the spouse that we expect a hard day in the office, and then meet up in a Biergarten somewhere.
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #6
            Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
            Since we have a day off tomorrow, we could all leave the house in the morning as usual, tell the spouse that we expect a hard day in the office, and then meet up in a Biergarten somewhere.
            No one told Pondlife about 'fathers day' and as he hasn't been here for the past few weeks, he hadn't noticed the day marked red in his calendar. As a consequence he is not flying home until Friday.

            Pondlife is such a tw@t sometimes that I laugh at the imbecile.




            So yes. Biergarten it is.





            Edit: Sorry, forgot... Hier!
            Last edited by Pondlife; 1 June 2011, 11:15.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              No one told Pondlife about 'fathers day' and as he hasn't been here for the past few weeks, he hadn't noticed the day marked red in his calendar. As a consequence he is not flying home until Friday.

              Pondlife is such a tw@t sometimes that I laugh at the imbecile.




              So yes. Biergarten it is.





              Edit: Sorry, forgot... Hier!
              Hopefully your Missus does not reconsile your days out with your invoiced days. You will have something to explain!!!
              "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post
                Maybe we should do a daily roll call of those members who are in Germany? Just to be sure.

                "Ignis Fatuus?"
                - "Present!".
                Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                No one told Pondlife about 'fathers day' and as he hasn't been here for the past few weeks, he hadn't noticed the day marked red in his calendar. As a consequence he is not flying home until Friday.

                Pondlife is such a tw@t sometimes that I laugh at the imbecile.




                So yes. Biergarten it is.





                Edit: Sorry, forgot... Hier!
                <Hector>

                Your names vill go in ze book!

                </Hector>
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  "TS?"
                  "Am tisch, arbeiten!"
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #10
                    Did somebody mention a Beirgarten?

                    I am in Munich. Anybody else?
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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