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    Any news or gossip?

    Just back from a nice chilled out, but fast paced week in Florida for a family wedding. Think Knots Landing – speedboat cruises on the ocean, pool parties, luxury spa resort, with fantastic company.

    Sadly no single ladies though and I did not fancy the air stewardess after she barked at me.

    Absolutely knackered as the Germans took out plane and US Airways had to get a fresh plane from the hanger to service it before we could use it – my night flight arrived yesterday lunchtime. Why do yanks insist on talking through night flights telling everyone about their life history??

    So….. What have I missed here?

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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Just back from a nice chilled out, but fast paced week in Florida for a family wedding. Think Knots Landing – speedboat cruises on the ocean, pool parties, luxury spa resort, with fantastic company.

    Sadly no single ladies though and I did not fancy the air stewardess after she barked at me.

    Absolutely knackered as the Germans took out plane and US Airways had to get a fresh plane from the hanger to service it before we could use it – my night flight arrived yesterday lunchtime. Why do yanks insist on talking through night flights telling everyone about their life history??

    So….. What have I missed here?
    That was the sniffer dog.

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      #3
      WB Wilmslow
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Just back from a nice chilled out, but fast paced week in Florida for a family wedding. Think Knots Landing – speedboat cruises on the ocean, pool parties, luxury spa resort, with fantastic company.

        Sadly no single ladies though and I did not fancy the air stewardess after she barked at me.

        Absolutely knackered as the Germans took out plane and US Airways had to get a fresh plane from the hanger to service it before we could use it – my night flight arrived yesterday lunchtime. Why do yanks insist on talking through night flights telling everyone about their life history??

        So….. What have I missed here?
        Churchill has taken up bedwetting.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Churchill has taken up bedwetting.
          Regale Wilmslow with your tales of child abuse, he appears to like that kind of thing.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Regale Wilmslow with your tales of child abuse, he appears to like that kind of thing.
            Get a coffee grumpy-head
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Get a coffee grumpy-head
              Point taken

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                #8
                Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                Think Knots Landing – speedboat cruises on the ocean, pool parties, luxury spa resort, with fantastic company.
                I tried that, but all I kept getting was..................



                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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