The DNA of Bin Laden has come back as 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk.
Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.
Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.
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FTFYOriginally posted by PinkPoshRat View PostCoffee's for closers -
Taxi for Mr PinkPoshRat!
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Police in West Yorkshire are said to be looking for three racist attackers.
Anyone want an application form ?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Elton John to record a Bin Laden tribute song, 'Sandals in the Bin'.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Dyslexic Navy Seals are pleased to announce the elimination of Asda Bed LinenOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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That reminds me of the dyslexic woman I pulled in the pub last weekend.Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Silly cow spent the whole night trying to cook my sock
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Drunk man walks up to a woman, saying "Duck my sick"Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThat reminds me of the dyslexic woman I pulled in the pub last weekend.
Silly cow spent the whole night trying to cook my sock
She goes don't you mean "Suck my ****?"
Man reply's "Nope" then vomits over her.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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You can't fault the local council in Abbotabad (sp?) - Even the bins are taken out at the weekend.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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