My Lunch

[Spacecadet]

Two questions you do not want to answer simultaneously:

1) Why are my beans not heating? up it's been 5 minutes already!
2) WTF is that weird smell?

[Churchill]

Two questions you do not want to answer simultaneously:

1) Why are my beans not heating? up it's been 5 minutes already!
2) WTF is that weird smell?

Dead microwave?

Test it with a gerbil/small child/cup of water.

[doodab]

I once saw someone attempt to make toast in a microwave.

At the time he was a project manager. He's quite senior now.

[Churchill]

I once saw someone attempt to make toast in a microwave.

At the time he was a project manager. He's quite senior now.

Safely promoted out of harms way.