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    oooh <hitches bosom> guess what

    Some plonker parked their yellow mini outside my window on tuesday evening, on a bend in the road, also blocking the pavement. very naughty. very dangerous as well.
    Anyway, all the peds and buggies has to go on my garden, and wrecked me bushes.

    BUT, guess whos car it is - A famousFootballerWhoShallNotBeNamed girlfriend.
    she lives in our street. We had the undercover reporters round all day yesterday


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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    oooh <hitches bosom> guess what

    Some plonker parked their yellow mini outside my window on tuesday evening, on a bend in the road, also blocking the pavement. very naughty. very dangerous as well.
    Anyway, all the peds and buggies has to go on my garden, and wrecked me bushes.

    BUT, guess whos car it is - A famousFootballerWhoShallNotBeNamed girlfriend.
    she lives in our street. We had the undercover reporters round all day yesterday


    Have you had her yet?

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      oooh <hitches bosom> guess what

      Some plonker parked their yellow mini outside my window on tuesday evening, on a bend in the road, also blocking the pavement. very naughty. very dangerous as well.
      Anyway, all the peds and buggies has to go on my garden, and wrecked me bushes.

      BUT, guess whos car it is - A famousFootballerWhoShallNotBeNamed girlfriend.
      she lives in our street. We had the undercover reporters round all day yesterday


      Have you shown her how good your dribbling is yet?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Have you had her yet?
        scored

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Have you had her yet?
          I dont even know what she looks like. she owes me a bush though
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          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Have you shown her how good your dribbling is yet?
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              BUT, guess whos car it is - A famousFootballerWhoShallNotBeNamed girlfriend.
              she lives in our street. We had the undercover reporters round all day yesterday


              Do footballers date women from council estates nowadays?
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Do footballers date women from council estates nowadays?
                according to the word on the street, yep.

                I hope she's not the one who had the solar panels installed. I hate them solar panels



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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  according to the word on the street, yep.

                  I hope she's not the one who had the solar panels installed. I hate them solar panels
                  To corrupt a well known saying:

                  Those who live in greenhouses should be careful where they park.
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    she owes me a bush though
                    Don't think they have them these days...

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