Laser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
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Meant to be getting lasered today
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Meant to be getting lasered today
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostLaser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
No I expect you to die Mr Doogie.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostLaser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostLaser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOh come on. Surely there is more than 1 PC for a place the size of Leeds?
Classy.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I just imagined Dhoog in a Dr Evil mask and mouthing "laser"
Back in the 60's, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostI just imagined Dhoog in a Dr Evil mask and mouthing "laser"
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostLaser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostLaser eye surgery that is. Come down to Leeds for the day but their PC is playing up so I'm back in the hotel while a technician is called out to fix it.
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI expect the laser technicians have been down the pub for a liquid lunch. Let's hope it doesn't affect their aim!Comment
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