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    CUK memes outside of the forums

    The wife of a mate of mine updated her facebook status to say;

    Just got home shattered. Hopefully feel better after a pot noodle.


    It made I chuckle. Unless of course she's a poster here.

    #2
    Mate came back from a stag do saying he'd gone to the Red Light district, handed over good money for a Dutch Rose and ended up with tulips from Amsterdam.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      The wife of a mate of mine updated her facebook status to say;

      Just got home shattered. Hopefully feel better after a pot noodle.


      It made I chuckle. Unless of course she's a poster here.

      this is an interesting product of today's facebook world


      Pondy,

      by stalking your friend's wife's Facebook page are you crossing the historical
      boundaries of marital interpersonal relationships ?

      Milan.

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        #4
        Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
        this is an interesting product of today's facebook world


        Pondy,

        by stalking your friend's wife's Facebook page are you crossing the historical
        boundaries of marital interpersonal relationships ?

        Milan.
        No, she's my friend too. It was right there on the screen just above a long list of what people like on youtube and just below a picture of someones lunch.

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          #5
          I went to a 70's vintage evening a few weeks ago and Bad Manners were playing. They were advertising themselves as SKA.

          There were also some Mods there!

          Weird.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            I went for a curry the other day and when they bought the poppadums the chutney came with a spoon.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              No, she's my friend too. It was right there on the screen just above a long list of what people like on youtube and just below a picture of someones lunch.


              Pondy,

              how can your friend's wife be your friend ?

              you shaggin 'er ?

              Milan.

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                #8
                I was talking yesterday about fast track visa "Bobs", and the state of the market. Got some weird looks.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                  Pondy,

                  how can your friend's wife be your friend ?

                  you shaggin 'er ?

                  Milan.
                  Yes.

                  I mean No.

                  Dammit.

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                    #10
                    I don't even look at ms doodab's facebook page, never mind my friends wives.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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