Six Sigma Blackbelt

[MarillionFan]

Just done a few rounds with a Six Sigma blackbelt.

KPI this, distribution that, pareto that.

A little MF BI/MDX/OLAP Tae Kwondo later and he's retired to lick his wounds.

I don't give a tulip about your Bernoulli distribution talk English man!



Is this Six Sigma stuff any cop?

[russell]

Just done a few rounds with a Six Sigma blackbelt.

KPI this, distribution that, pareto that.

A little MF BI/MDX/OLAP Tae Kwondo later and he's retired to lick his wounds.

I don't give a tulip about your Bernoulli distribution talk English man!



Is this Six Sigma stuff any cop?

Designed to create Corporate droids out of gullible morons. Someone here puts the fact that he has a black belt in his email signature. He may as well sign it with "I am a moronic twat".

[amcdonald]

Designed to create Corporate droids out of gullible morons. Someone here puts the fact that he has a black belt in his email signature. He may as well sign it with "I am a moronic twat".

But perhaps not as bad as geeks calling themselves ninjas because they can hack a bit

[wobbegong]

A Co. I was at a couple of years ago hired a middle manager who set the "5S" ball rolling. Another jargon-spewing, graph infested, millstone around the neck of progress. Are these schemes just a substitue for competant management?

[amcdonald]

competant management

That's an oxymoron surely

[wobbegong]

That's an oxymoron surely

I have known a couple, but literally only a couple.

[doodab]

A Co. I was at a couple of years ago hired a middle manager who set the "5S" ball rolling. Another jargon-spewing, graph infested, millstone around the neck of progress. Are these schemes just a substitue for competant management?

They are an acknowledgement that in a large organisation a few incompetents will sneak in and ruin the place unless you take measures to stop them.

[Troll]

Another jargon-spewing, graph infested, millstone around the neck of progress. Are these schemes just a substitue for competant management?

I was going to reply with "its all a load of bollux" - but you have articulated it better

[eek]

They are an acknowledgement that in a large organisation a few incompetents will sneak in and ruin the place unless you take measures to stop them.

A few? Once one incompetent sneaks in they start to multiply like mice (I did think about rabbits but mice breed quicker and have bigger families).

[amcdonald]

They are an acknowledgement that in a large organisation a few competents will sneak in and ruin the place unless you take measures to stop them.

FTFY