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Caught Peeing in a reservoir

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    Caught Peeing in a reservoir

    So they emptied it

    Bloke pissing in reservoir prompts 8m gallon flush ? The Register

    Somewhat fussy.

    What about the fish pee that's already in it?


    #2
    Imagine in the UK if we had to drink water that someone upstream had pissed in at some point.

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      #3
      Just put it in a Stella bottle and people would drink it
      Doing the needful since 1827

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        #4
        The reservoir I drive past quite regularly has birds swimming in it and birds tulip everywhere.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          The reservoir I drive past quite regularly has birds swimming in it and birds tulip everywhere.
          It was you wasn't it
          Doing the needful since 1827

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            #6
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            It was you wasn't it
            When girls pee outside they have to do a sort of balancing act where if they were pissed and were trying to pee in a reservoir they would fall in.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              When girls pee outside they have to do a sort of balancing act where if they were pissed and were trying to pee in a reservoir they would fall in.
              Rubbish, I know a woman who can pee her name in the snow, it's just a case of making a V shape with your fingers and applying the right pressure by the look of it

              And that was when she was drunk
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Have you got the vid handy?
                No she'd never spank me again
                Doing the needful since 1827

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                  Rubbish, I know a woman who can pee her name in the snow, it's just a case of making a V shape with your fingers and applying the right pressure by the look of it

                  And that was when she was drunk
                  She uses her hands

                  My one female mate who can pee standing up uses no hands. I have no idea where she learnt that.......
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    When girls pee outside they have to do a sort of balancing act where if they were pissed and were trying to pee in a reservoir they would fall in.
                    Obligatory female urination link (Hi MP )

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