The problem with Women's Tennis

**fullyautomatix** · 22 June 2011, 15:13

Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

The main drawback to viewing the Women's stuff at Wimbledon would seem to be the metronomic ability of the, let's face it, aesthetically challenged Williams sisters, to knock out all their far better looking, but daintier, opponents.
This means that as the tournament progresses, the fugly factor escalates alarmingly.
To make matters worse, Venus Williams currently looks like she has enlisted the aid of Gok Wan's dustman to dress her this morning.
She could have made a bit more of an effort. That outfit looks like it has been designed by an amateur Toga designer after a heavy night on LSD!!

Why dont you watch them play with your eyes closed then ?

I stopped watching Women's tennis after Anna Kournikova retired.

**shaunbhoy** · 22 June 2011, 15:15

Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

Why dont you watch them play with your eyes closed then ?

I stopped watching Women's tennis after Anna Kournikova retired.

I like a spot of grunting Sharapova in the afternoons you see?
Can only hope that they don't come up against one of these amazons too early in the tournament.

**TimberWolf** · 22 June 2011, 15:30

Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

The main drawback to viewing the Women's stuff at Wimbledon would seem to be the metronomic ability of the, let's face it, aesthetically challenged Williams sisters, to knock out all their far better looking, but daintier, opponents.
This means that as the tournament progresses, the fugly factor escalates alarmingly.
To make matters worse, Venus Williams currently looks like she has enlisted the aid of Gok Wan's dustman to dress her this morning.
She could have made a bit more of an effort. That outfit looks like it has been designed by an amateur Toga designer after a heavy night on LSD!!

Agreed:

This woman with an unpronounceable name looks more muscular than most of the men, which is a bit unfair on the female tennis players:

Before: After titosuction:

**shaunbhoy** · 22 June 2011, 15:33

Now that's what I'M talking about!!!

**fullyautomatix** · 28 June 2011, 09:55

Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

The main drawback to viewing the Women's stuff at Wimbledon would seem to be the metronomic ability of the, let's face it, aesthetically challenged Williams sisters, to knock out all their far better looking, but daintier, opponents.
This means that as the tournament progresses, the fugly factor escalates alarmingly.
To make matters worse, Venus Williams currently looks like she has enlisted the aid of Gok Wan's dustman to dress her this morning.
She could have made a bit more of an effort. That outfit looks like it has been designed by an amateur Toga designer after a heavy night on LSD!!

Well, based on the results so far its all fitting in nicely in what can be termed as ideal conditions for you isnt it ? No Williams sisters in the running and a bunch of hotties through.

**TimberWolf** · 28 June 2011, 10:01

I was flicking between the Henman and Williams matches yesterday and felt that the women looked beafier. I'd like to see how the top beef-cake women would do against the skinny blokes.

**oracleslave** · 28 June 2011, 10:10

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I'd like to see how the top beef-cake women would do against the skinny blokes.

3 games in a set max.

**d000hg** · 28 June 2011, 10:50

Venus has nice legs. Actually I think she's quite a handsome woman, muscled but in proportion.

She could probably squeeze you to death like one of the James Bond villains though.

**minestrone** · 28 June 2011, 10:56

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Venus has nice legs. Actually I think she's quite a handsome woman, muscled but in proportion.

She could probably squeeze you to death like one of the James Bond villains though.

You do know much about women if you think handsome is a compliment.

The problem with Women's Tennis