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    I remember the Marc Almond rumours....

    Kiwi gals swig shots of horse semen ? The Register

    #2
    Maybe its the done thing down under?

    Urban Dictionary: sheila
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      I went out with a Kiwi girl for a bit.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        The victim testified that one Monday last year she took a swig from her waterbottle, having it left it at the office over the weekend. She apparently noticed a foul taste reminiscent of semen and disposed of it.
        At least we know she swallows and doesn't spit.

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          #5
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          I remember the Marc Almond rumours....

          Kiwi gals swig shots of horse semen ? The Register
          Well, Kiwi totty are well known for their spunky nature.
          New Zealanders will never walk up or down anything if there's a chance it will hurt more to run instead. Theirs is not a country so much as a fitness camp. Why look at something, they reason, when it will toughen me up if I charge at it with my head? This is an entire nation on a self-imposed commando training course, where no mother of three dare show her face in public unless she can torpedo-pass a rugby ball thirty yards with one arm in plaster.

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            I thought it was a joke, you know, like a horse walks in to a bar ....

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              #7
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              Well, Kiwi totty are well known for their spunky nature.
              New Zealanders will never walk up or down anything if there's a chance it will hurt more to run instead. Theirs is not a country so much as a fitness camp. Why look at something, they reason, when it will toughen me up if I charge at it with my head? This is an entire nation on a self-imposed commando training course, where no mother of three dare show her face in public unless she can torpedo-pass a rugby ball thirty yards with one arm in plaster.

              They like a nice gentle sailing trip too




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                #8
                Wow looks rough ......

                Ive heard experienced flyers explain how they nearly wet their pants landing in wellington airport ....



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                  #9
                  Highest protein content of any mammalian semen. Worth remembering.

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                    #10
                    Any lady Cukkers fancy a Prawn Cocktail, give me a shout.

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