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    Balls of steel

    I have an old bicycle. Shall I refurbish it with some new ball bearings in the important places?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I have an old bicycle. Shall I refurbish it with some new ball bearings in the important places?
    Forget new balls. Go the whole hog.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Forget new balls. Go the whole hog.
      Smother myself in pig fat?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Smother myself in pig fat?
        Well it makes you go faster. Just don't eat the pig fat. Like Suity.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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