Tesco's Bank crashes and burns

[cojak]

BBC News - Tesco Bank offers refunds pledge


Testing: FAIL
Availablity: FAIL
Capacity: FAIL
Acceptance into Service: FAIL
Business Continuity: FAIL

ITSM: FAIL!!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[xoggoth]

Blaming Internet Explorer 9 I see. I have noticed a few oddities in appearance on websites, boxes appearing around elements.

Which reminds me, I must check all our progs still work, when they did 8 I found all the pop up help boxes did not work properly.

PS Why so amused Kojak, do you do IT for Sainsburies?
PPS Probably a DOS attack by ASDA.

[TimberWolf]

Tesco are heavily into Bob?

[oracleslave]

Tesco are heavily into Bob?

I can confirm they are.

[cojak]

Blaming Internet Explorer 9 I see. I have noticed a few oddities in appearance on websites, boxes appearing around elements.

Which reminds me, I must check all our progs still work, when they did 8 I found all the pop up help boxes did not work properly.

PS Why so amused Kojak, do you do IT for Sainsburies?
PPS Probably a DOS attack by ASDA.

No, just an ITSM bod who can imagine the incompetence that led to this and the subsequent headless chicken mode that those incompetents are now in.

[minestrone]

Tesco are heavily into Bob?

They have an office in Edinburgh, PM work basically and the dev all gets thrown offshore.

[adubya]

Reap what you sow

[TestMangler]

The head of IT infrastructure is a friend of mine.

Maybe time for some gentle teasing texts

[SueEllen]

Reap what you sow

You get what you paid for.

[cojak]

The head of IT infrastructure is a friend of mine.

Maybe time for some gentle teasing texts

Oh yes, and tell him that you hope his warranty period is long enough and his Service Points are being taken away from the provider...