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Medical jobs on Jobserve.

30 March 2006, 22:30

As there are medical jobs on Jobserve I was wondering if they use the same daft agents as IT.

Brain Surgeon
Leading Brain Surgeon required. MUST HAVE STETHESCOPE EXPERIENCE. MRI, RSA . Candidate must be flexible. CV must have emptying bedpans. At least five years with blood testing, Hypertension a must. Our client is a government-owned body corporate providing occasional health care. Knowledge of the brain useful. MUST HAVE scalpel and anesthetist experience if it is not on your CV do not apply. Five years in mental health, prescriptions useful addition. TCP 500mg (mouthwash) VITERMINS, ANTIBIOTICS, OXYGEN CYLINDER 10kg, 15kg, 20kg, . Blood samples. Chance to have surgical stockings.

Type: Contract Location: London Country: England Start: Immediate Salary/Rate: Market Posted: 30/03/2006 16:42:31 Reference: Peoffnow.

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31 March 2006, 06:43

Where can I send the invoice for a new monitor, as the existing one seems to have coffee stains all over it (and no....no other sort of stains before you ask)

Cheers Clog...a nice start to a Friday !

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31 March 2006, 07:28

Good work. Now do one for a prostitute.
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31 March 2006, 07:38

And don't forget one for a Recruitment Agent.

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3 April 2006, 00:43

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Good work. Now do one for a prostitute. - And don't forget one for a Recruitment Agent.

Hmm - nice grouping!

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