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Google plans orbital mind control

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    Google plans orbital mind control

    Despite its famous "Don't be evil" mantra, we can exclusively reveal that Google is planning a SPECTRE-style operation co-ordinated from an extinct volcano aimed at the complete subjugation of humanity by means of "orbital mind control".

    The proof for this diabolical scheme for world domination (operational mantra: "If it can't be indexed it must be destroyed") comes from a photograph of a whiteboard in the Google Campus' "Building 43" - the cyber-equivalent of Area 51, which acts as the search monolith's black ops brainstorming facility:
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    #2
    Only AtW can save us now!!!!

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      #3
      All hail the tache!
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #4
        Better buckle up since SKA is about to switch to ludicrous speed!

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          #5
          Can we have the video so we can see what happens next?
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW
            Better buckle up since SKA is about to switch to ludicrous speed!
            The Flux capacitor works.....

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              #7
              More power, Igor!!!!....(er Alexei...)

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                #8
                Originally posted by monkeyboy
                The Flux capacitor works.....
                'Spaceballs' not 'Back to the Future'
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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