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    Do you ever....

    go to post something brilliant/witty on CUK and then forget what it was you were going to say?

    Sort of the Internet version of going upstairs for something and by the time you get there you've forgotten what it was.

    #2
    Oh I remember.

    If i type my name (first second) into Google it auto suggests Swindon after my name.

    Does this mean people are stalking me?

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Oh I remember.

      If i type my name (first second) into Google it auto suggests Swindon after my name.

      Does this mean people are stalking me?
      I think your internet is broken. It suggests prawn dim sum for me.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        I was halfway through a lenghty post and windows shut down to do an update.

        I forgot what this post was about really.

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          #5
          Prawn dim sum
          Pork and prawn dim sum
          calories in dim sum


          If I type Dim Prawn Sw I get your urban dictionary entry.

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            #6
            I mean my real name, Mark Lamarr.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I mean my real name, Mark Lamarr.

              Suggests

              mark lamarr girlfriend
              mark lamarr 2011
              mark lamarr twitter
              mark lamarr radio

              Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #8
                Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                Suggests

                mark lamarr girlfriend
                mark lamarr 2011
                mark lamarr twitter
                mark lamarr radio

                Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.
                Unless DP is Mark Lamarr's girlfriend?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                  Suggests

                  mark lamarr girlfriend
                  mark lamarr 2011
                  mark lamarr twitter
                  mark lamarr radio

                  Nobody is stalking you, it only happens to celebrity ladies not a middle aged bloke who thinks he is a celebrity.
                  Phew! I'm relieved.

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                    #10
                    Maybe your wife has been using your PC to check up on you.

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